My friend, Sir Hotdog, is an addict of hoosiersauce(a.k.a ketchup). He is so addicted that he has been caught stealing, robbing, lying, and even begging on the corners for packets of hoosiersauce. If seen please contact your local hotdog athorities. For Hamilton County residents the closest athority is in Noblesville.
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Update on sightings of sir hotdog... he was thrown out of mcdonalds for trying to steal a few cases of hoosiersauce. Reports from witnesses says ms oleary (age 98) tripped sir hotdog with her cane and helping mcdonalds recover the cases of hoosiersauce. Hot dog authorities again were too late to apprehend sir hotdog. He is still at large...
Sir HotDog has been sited in hamilton county hanging out behind the noblesville wal-mart. The hotdog authorities were notified but were too late. Witnesses say he was holding a clip-board pretending to be an employee of wal-mart. He highlighted with mustard the next hoosier sauce delivery. He is still at large...
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I work for this dude.
he's tight.